RAIN ON YOU LIKE CONFETTI

I know it’s wrong. But I’m posting the new R. Kelly. It’s the ridiculous chain Kels is wearing, it’s rhyming ‘I’m gonna rain on you like confetti’ with ‘See my braids, got’em looking like spaghetti’ and at that exact moment pulling back his hoodie to reveal his braids, painted red like.. spaghetti. Then it dips into clichés (slowed down voices, vocoders, photoshoot flashes) and I’m already thinking ‘Why am I wasting my time on this?” and then: Bam! A golden Sisqo moment at 3:06. What? I can’t have guilty pleasures?

Ok ok. I have some certified hipster stuff, too. Get a first peek at YELLE’s (surprisingly good) collabo with Reebok and my new favourite T-shirt after the jump.

YELLE vs. reebok: satin & leather B/W only.

I’ll have the Darkopolis one, the one with Lagerfeld, galliano and McQueen swearing and the robot upskirt, please.

All by DARK HORSE.