EYE CANDY SMÖRGASBORD feat. Dizzee does disco, The Tough Alliance, Alife, Nagi Noda, The Kills etc.

2008 June 6

by Stefaan

I need graphs to explain my each and every emotion and opinion about any given thing. It’s just a natural evolution. Plus, it’s really pretty. I like pretty things that explain things. Don’t you?

The graph is from this guy and it’s about the new Tough Alliance (TTA) release: New Chance. In case you haven’t seen the video for Neo Violence: here’t is.

I love singing pop songs with lyrics like this:

NO NO need for a baseball bat
don’t need no knife for a sharp attack
no excuses no looking back
we think too much about the things we lack

this neo violence pure self-defiance
this neo violence the tough alliance

I’ve written plenty about TTA before. I’m not going to link it. We have a search button. You know how to use the internet, right? Right.

You’ve probably seen this all over. It’s by Nagi Noda. I actually own a real Nagi Noda piece of art. It’s not a dog-shaped hat made of hair, though. But it’ll do for now.

These are the new Alife sneakers, exclusive for Barneys.

These are the new Hellboy Adidas.

And these are the new Alife Asics, which I like better than the Barney ones.

If Michael Jackson was born in Hackney, he’d probably sound a lot like the new Dizzee Rascal. He’d be all like: “Eyo Quincey. Wa gwan, blud? Rock wiv me, what? Easy.”

The Kills are on the cover of ‘Sup magazine. A couple of weeks ago, I discovered the magazine shop two blocks down from my office stocks the same magazines as Colette. This is going to save me a fortune in petrol. Lucky for you, ‘Sup is also available online, for free.