THE HIPSTER GRIFTER IS RANDOM

I don’t know if it’s because of the fact that I’ve been up and working since 5.30 am and I’m in a foul mood (it’ll blow over) or if I’m just plain right. But how fucking weird and stupid is this Hipster Grifter?

If you haven’t heard. This chick is a downright internet sensation. She’s a former Vice employee (receptionist or something like that) that skeemed her way into dumb dudes’ pants, hearts and wallets.

She faked abortions (not sure how you do that and I don’t think I want to know) and cancer on numerous occasions and she was wanted for 5 cases of fraud. She’s in jail now.

If you’re still interested, you can read the story here.

Now I’m not hating on the internet sensation part. It’s an ugly world and if employers are too lazy to google you and guys are willing to believe you threw up and flushed one of their spawn (I’m guessing), by all means Kari Ferrell (Will, is this your sister? Are you in on this?) : keep doing your thing.

What I don’t get is smart women à la Leah McSweeney endorsing this chick and staging an entire (and really sucky) photoshoot.

Ugh, I gotta stop now. I hate hating on this site.

So let me finish with some Hipster Grifter fun facts :

Once, she asked a bartender to pass a note to another customer that read :

“I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.”

She has an “I LOVE BEARDS” tattoo on her back.

She tricked guys into believing that she was working on a book for Vice—a coffee table book of photographs of men with beards posing next to her “I Love Beards” tattoo.

Now that actually sounds like something Vice would do.

Abdul-Jamar? Really?

Now you can have your own hipster grifter doll. And since Kari posted some nude pics of her bad self on the net, Bryan (designer dude) “had to design this so the dress comes off and you can see some boobz”.

Still. Random.