Eminem storms out the MTV Movie Awards after getting t-b’d by Bruno. He looks real mad (no offence Em, but it’s kinda hard to tell these days.)

Leah McSweeney gets kicked out of her building apparently after her co-op googled her. How about it being because a coffee table book got published that contains nice pictures of her loft, so now Mr landlord smells more money.

More images of MOB mama’s crib and the Eminem video after the jump…

(Leah McSweeney, Kier & Rob Cristofaro of Alife)

Images from Creative Space – Urban Homes of Artists and Innovators by Francesca Gavin via MOB

(the book features images of Fafi‘s & super stylist Nicola Formichetti‘s homes)

Still funny though.

Watch the Eminem/Bruno video here

(More on the 2009 MTV Movie Awards here)

Eminem here

More Bruno here

This is Lesley Arfin on St Patrick’s Day 2009.

She’s keeping hope alive for all you bad ass broads who want to become editor-in-chief for a really dope mag-gone-website someday. She‘s been working at MISSBEHAVE a couple of months now.

This is one of my all-time favourite MISSBEHAVE posts. Title of said post was :

Fall Fashion Week Top 10 designs!

If I were a boy like Beyoncé, I’d date all these chicks at the same time.

They refurbished. So, if you didn’t know go check it out.

(big up to MISSBEHAVE founder, baller & hipster mom Samantha)

Two above pics : A day in the life of Mandi, British PR extra-ordinaire

I told you before that we met Leah the day after the night she first met Fafi. Her husband (Rob Christofaro from Alife) had told her right before she left NYC: if you do only one thing in Paris : please hook up with Fafi. You’ll love her.

Well, two years onwards : this is what you get.

You should thank Fafi for this picture.

Don’t forget to stock up on some new MOB gear.

I want to wear these with my  beige Uniqlo slacks.

Nigo and his toys. I think he might be the new MJ circa 1988-’89.

This is the way I would be spending my money too.

I’d stop talking, surround myself with dope people and dope stuff.

People would call me The General and I would refer to everything and everyone as my toys. (No touching though)

I like Nigo.

And Lanvin’s Alber ‘Beezy’ Elbaz likes Kanye.

The infamous ‘Big O’ of Revolver & Phenomenon fame had his Air Yeezy’s customized. Now I want them too.

How great do they look in black?

Thank you Mister Yanatake!

His blog is called “The Reality of My Surroundings”…

I’m done.

More later on…

MOB CEO Leah McSweeney (I think you’re allowed to call yourself a CEO when your offices are situated inside the  Empire State Building)  and her new designer Maru stepped it up…

A couple of months ago I wore a dress to one of my friends’ wedding.

Hadn’t done that in 10 years, but it felt good.

So I shall repeat.

I love how they found a model that looks like Julianne Moore and Lindsey Lohan’s love child and then accessorized her Sam Ronson stylee.

YSL inspired t-shirt.

I fell in love with Married To The MOB after seeing the Chanel hoodie they did back in 2005? 2006?

They know how to reinterpret stuff.

Long ass shirts.

Buy here

(living in Europe? Order and they’ll send you a mail regarding post & packaging costs)

My MOB dunks are in need of a good scrubbing. In the meantime, Leah McSweeney hand picked another fabulous female for the new MOB S/S 09 campaign: the lovely Kid Sister.

Repping for this crew has brought me good fortune.

And as long as Tabatha McGurr is blogging, I’m buying.

Married To The MOB cashmere sweaters need to be combined with Uniqlo slacks (roll ‘em up high), your moms suede jacket from the seventies and a pair of Fred Perry x Raf Simons loafers.

Buy here

Some blatantly racist dude with a spiteful blog put MOB godmother Leah McSweeney’s private phone number on the net.

Watch and listen how McSweeney rips him a new asshole.

NSFW so put those headphones on.

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More here

When Leah and I talked, she said: “I hate it when bitches bite my shit.” She continued: “Don’t you hate it when bitches bite your shit?”

Don’t I just.

Today I stumbled upon a blog that fits the description. Worst thing is that the lay-out is shite and the writing is even more shiteous. Chickenhead steals my subjects & my opinions. What’s that all about?

Bygones.

On to more important things.

The MOB Dutchess gave a preview of the new Married To The Mob collection during her visit to Bread & Butter in Barcelona.

Breakdown:

MTTM white skinny jeans ( remember these?)

MOB knitwear : get MOB cape. wear MOB cape. Fly.

MOB leggings with all-over alphabet print (does it say Other Bitches Just Front?)

MOB New Era Caps

New MOB jackets

More jackets.

I wish they’d do a re-issue of the MCM x MOB tote. Now that I can afford one.

Oh yeah, Tab is back.

Pics by MOB and guillotine

She makes wonderful promos & plays a mean zorro…

Colette TV Episode 3 is hilarious.

Featuring Kate Moss, Leah MOB,  Busy P,…

Watch it here

MARRIED TO THE MOB S/S 09 (FT KID SISTER)

+ UPDATE FALL/WINTER 08-09 (CLICK HERE)

Leah McSweeney took over the colette website. Co-created a sneaker with the French shop, is partying with them next Monday and dropped some high Summer stuff.

Read & see all about it after the jump

I like the Lego belt.

I’m not so keen on wearing the word bitch on my t-shirt anymore. That’s not a diss song, just a real song. Which kinda backfired since I ordered a DILLIGAF-shirt (see, I’ve got no problem with wearing the word fuck on my back) chez Caliroots and they sent me a ‘Most Official Bitches Reign Supreme’ one. And I hate returning stuff.

The panties are part of the Kaws x MOB ltd. edition bikini. I’m the proud owner of this tiny but very well-fitting piece of textile.

I think this is my favourite shirt. Sarah (Sweet Sixteen) of the Mob crew with an octopus hugging her boobie.

Pic taken by her best friend & probably my favourite blogger Tabatha McGurr (Futura’s daughter)

And I will sure get one of the MOB -tanks.

Buy online chez MOB (US), Caliroots (Europe), Karmaloop (everywhere -but be prepared to pay mad taxes)

And these are the sneakers that are making things very complicated.

I knew about them way back when (scroll down to where I’m talking about the guestblog), way before everyone else. It’s just that we made a pact not to hate on stuff on this site. And I hatehatehate Reebok Freestyles. But I love Married To The Mob & Colette so much, so I’ll probably get them.

I’m so mad about not being able to go to this party. But I’m going to be doing the TV-producing & directing thing again (first up: a travel show on National TV) and the kick-off meeting is on Tuesday. So instead of risking reeking of Pastis and demonstrating my newly learned ‘Blood On The Dancefloor” routine to the crew, I’ll be working late on Monday and smelling like the Flower Bomb that you all know and love on Tuesday.

Buttt if you live let’s say, less than 400 km (250 miles) from the City of Lights, jump in your car or even better take the Thalys. And start rehearsing your Blood On The Dancefloor moves! God, I’m so jealous.

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UPDATE! PREVIEW MOB FALL 08 COLLECTION  

Here at KNOTORYUS we were the first to talk about Uffie being the face of the MOB S/S 08 campaign. The collection was released yesterday and I especially like the jackets… (the entire collection after the jump) The woman in the mugshot is Leah McSweeney herself (read the story here), and not Lorena Bobbit as some blogs are suggesting.

Fafi collaborated on a t-shirt pack

My favourite hoodie in a new colour

If you live in the US, buy online

If you live in Europe, wait until they get stocked here

Or be willing to pay mad border tax and order here

Pics by Mark The Dope Photographer

Model: Uffie

+ Update, view the entire collection!

Uffie is going to be the postergirl for Married to the MOB’s S/S 08 campaign. She hosted a big party in NYC together with Jalouse, Colette & MOB’s Leah Mc Sweeney. A couple of what I’m guessing are new MOB looks after the jump.

Sarah aka Miss Colette wearing a MOB-design. Head Bitch + designer Leah McSweeney with her Chanel tattoo depicting what she put on the t-shirt.

Uffie & Nadège Headbangirl Winter

(on the right) Fafi rocking crazy headgear

Source + images :

Married To The MOB

Jezebel

The Cobrasnake