KNOTORYUS has several internets-brothers and sisters. But the baddest brother of them all is MONOBROW, the Amsterdam-based blog boss.

(He’s the one on the left.)

When he’s not hunting down the best sneakers, retro niceness or interviewing the best new names in music, he’s giving away two signed copies of FACE EVERYBODY AND RULE, the recently released KNOTORYUS book.

All you need to do, is mail the man and tell him why you deserve to win.

(Secret tip to increase your chances of getting your hands on a signed copy after the jump.)

Quote Karl:

“Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them … Nothing scares me more than people with some doll collection. Frightening.”

Yeah. Those people are weird. More pics and where to buy Karl’s Teddy Bear after the jump.

Last night, we went to see Be Kind, Rewind.

Beauty is all around you.

Kate Moss graces the cover of Interview.

GO: Speaking of when you were 17, I just saw the Calvin Klein underwear ad you and I did with Herb Ritts and Marky Mark.

KM: Oh, I was such a nervous wreck.

GO: It was strange. He was working so hard to be, uh, funky. He turned out to be such a good actor.

KM: But at the time he was such a dickhead. He wasn’t very nice. They had to get Downtown Julie Brown to come in as a consultant.

More quotes & pictures after the jump

Daar komt die jonge garçon/In zijn Comme Des Garçons/Minstens om de dag dronken/in zijn Comme Des Garçons

En is het donderdag on/ Dan gaat ie zonder pardon /Gek tot zondag/in zijn Comme Des Garçons

THE ENTIRE COLLECTION AFTER THE JUMP

A couple of months ago, we gave you a preview of the new collection.

Now you can view all the designs after the jump.

+ I’ll tell you what I’m getting

I’m signing off for the weekend with a friendly reminder to visit our KNOTORYUS Tumblr site. It’s knee deep in the internet hoopla with Tippi Hedren, Rejuvinique, the Japanese ELO, Big Lebowski bowling balls and more….

And in case you’re wondering where the post title comes from: school yourselves after the jump!

Santogold ‘Lights Out’ video, directed by Kim Gehrig, after the jump.