“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch
You must first invent the universe.”

Dear Mr Brand Communicator, Sir.

Could you please send out product images of all your items?

That way, you don’t have to see your much-valued clothing line sprawled out on some Williamsburg faux-hardwood floor. All wrinkly and dusty…

Just saying.

(entire +J Jil Sander x Uniqlo collection (drops TOMORROW!) after the jump)

KNOTORYUS is very proud to be representing New Look online.

The fashion brand tapped us for their online PR (join us on facebook and read the NewLookBlog).

So we gladly partied with them last Saturday to celebrate the opening of the Brussels Store.

For the record. That is not our tray of drinks. Nor does it belong to anyone pictured in this post.

Or does it?

My O please moments :

Why did she feel it was necessary to end the show with a Barbra Streisand performance? That’s pretty insulting.

And yeah. We get it. You disagree.

My haha-moments :

Oprah is crushing hard. (Oprah: “Jay, you smell great. What is that?” Upon which an audience member yells : “Swagger!”)

O can’t dance or hold a beat to save her life.

These two have been my heroes for a couple of decades though, so it’s good to see them together.

Watch the full interview after the jump!

Gone are the days of smuggling in my VitaminWater stash from London or New York. Last Thursday, the brand celebrated its official Belgian launch in Brussels. A joyous occasion indeed, for KNOTORYUS had been involved in the launch from the get-go, copywriting the Dutch version of the website, the flyers, the party invitations, etc. (another smooth collaboration with experiential marketing mavericks Demonstrate).

After the men’s collection and several previews from the women’s collection, you now get to see the entire Jimmy Choo for H&M collection for women.

(More after the jump)

Hell’O Monsters is a Belgian collective of graphic artists that’s been churning out a constant stream of eye-popping artwork. This Saturday, they’re launching their book “The Carnival of Charlatans” at the think.21 Gallery in Brussels. You should go.

THE FLAMING LIPS feat. KAREN O: I CAN BE A FROG Video, from the forthcoming album “Embryonic”.

Watch CROOKERS “PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME” FT. KARDINAL OFFISHAL

Marc said he’s just ‘really into pretty clothes right now’. Which is fair enough. But wearing your underwear on the outside is only OK if you can combine it with laser eyes and a strong Oedipal complex.