Songstress/siren Kali Uchis is serving us Dystopian Cinderella/Dystopian Stripper/Dystopian Marilyn Monroe/Dystopian Snake Charmer in the desert vibes. It’s a sultry mood and normally I would think that’s odd for Christmas but apparently it’s going to be T-shirt weather around the Jesus crib this year, so … Dystopian Christmas it is!

Sidenote: is there an Instagram bio of the year award? If so, Kali Uchis gets my vote.