As someone who lives on a major high street, you can miss me all the way with physically shopping for sales. Venturing outside on weekends equals getting swept up in a maelstrom of dead-eyed shoppers and being shoved headfirst into a bargain bin of unmatched novelty toe socks. I won’t do it! And neither should you. So here are some great final online deals to get your pulse racing in a good way, rather than the usual ‘let me just call the coastguard to airlift me out of this shop real quick’ type of sensation. ITEM:Damir Doma sweatshirt SALES PRICE: €160 (from €1.595) For some insane reason this long-sleeve appliqué Damir Doma is on sale for 90% off so I will honestly just let that reduction do the talking. Make haste! ITEM:Wanda Nylon jacket SALES PRICE: €472 (from €1.350) This could be your new jacket for when you’re feeling festive and flossy! Or for a random Tuesday. ITEM:Raf Simons Adidas Matrix Spirit hightopsSALES PRICE: $175 (from $350) I’m starting to get how all of these designers are burning out because it seems like just yesterday that we were telling you where to cop these. Assuage the pain of the cruel passage of time by getting them (and the other colourways) at 50% off from Dover Street Market today. ITEM:Levi’s x Off-White bicolour jeans SALES PRICE: €200 (from €500) These jeans have bright yellow paneling on the back, just to give an unforgettable send-off to any loathsome lover or lousy deal you choose to walk away from. ITEM:Devon Halfnight Leflufy intarsia jumperSALES PRICE: €214 (from €611) This black and white Devon merino is perfect to cuddle up in as winter cracks her knuckles each morning, going “Oh you believed you’d make it to your destination looking cute without a Rudolph nose or frozen baby hairs? You thought!”

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