Things to do for men like us.

Stop digging your mobile out of your skinny pants to check the time. Buy a watch. Like this new Casio databank.

Say things like: "I'm done with sneakers." and buy hand-made, expensive English leather boots.

Like these Tricker's.

Then proceed to buy more sneakers. Like these Visvim Original Fake ones (if you want to keep it expensive).

Or these Nike Vandals (if you blew your budget on the Tricker's).

Buy some more Acne and cut your hair in a fashion that matches the animals printed on your shirt.

Visit art galleries and decorate your home with art that scares unworthy visitors away.

Play real life Mario Cart

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Ride a mirror with naked chicks and do some blow. Or, even better, don't and say you did through the international language of painting pictures.

Top image: Street Boners & TV Carnage

Tomorrow: part deux.