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EVERYBODY'S GOING FOR THOSE KINKY BOOTS

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Double straps: Ato Matsumoto (above) was the first to make 'em. Kanye was the first to wear 'em. Now it looks as though everyone else is following like girls in a harem.

Below: Reebok S/S09, dropping next week.

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After the jump: Raf Simons S/S09, also with double strap, and the full lyrics to that kinky boots song.

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Boop boop.

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Kinky Boots

(Boop boop, boop boop)

Her: Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots, (Boop boop) Him: Kinky boots, Him: It's a manly kind of fashion that you borrowed from the brutes, Her: Borrowed from the brutes, (Boop boop) Her: Kinky boots.

Her: Fashion magazines say wear 'em, Him: And you rush to obey like the women in a harem.

Her: Full length, half length, Him: Fully fashion calf length, Her: Brown boots, black boots, Him: Patent leather jackboots, Her: Low boots, high boots, Him: Lovely lanky thigh boot, Her: We all dig those boots.

Her: Everybody's crazy for those kinky boots, kinky boots, (Boop boop) Her: Kinky boots, Him: And whether you're in evening dress or bathing suits, Her: You wear boots, boots, kinky boots.

(Boop boop, boop boop)

Her: There are twenty million women wearing kinky boots, kinky boots, Him: Puss in boots, Him: Footwear manufacturers are gathering the fruits, Her: Gathering the fruits, (Boop boop) Her: Kinky boots.

Her: Advertising men say try 'em, Him: And you all run amok like a flock of sheep to buy 'em.

Her: Sweet girls, street girls, Him: Frumpy little beach girls, Her: Square girls, cool girls, Him: Sexy little schoolgirls, Her: Maiden aunties, Him: Major debutantes, Her: They all dig those boots.

Her: Everybody's rushin' for those Russian boots, Him: Prussian boots, (Boop boop) Her: Kinky boots, Both: Cover up those slender little tender foots with kinky slinky, Him: Leather is so kinky, Her: Come and get those kinky boots, boots, kinky boots.

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