What? New Balance 574: the Sesame Street edition.

Why? 'Cuz I need cookies.

Drive slow, homey: Inexplicably, they don't make these in adult sizes.

But I want it now! The entire line just dropped all over the globe. Check the Elmo design:

After the jump: Oscar the Grouch sneakers.

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Kid: "Oscar, you're a grouch!"

Oscar: "Bitch, I live in trash can!"