I had to.

This was the first text that was even remotely readable. I had been refreshing this thing for four days.

So I went:

I'll never do it again. I swear.

(I'm kinda curious how the audio went, though)

+ the worst t-shirt of the month after the jump

If you really like people looking at you thinking:  "I wish he'd fester" , you can get it here

Good luck, asshole.