Warning: the following video by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu  includes laser skulls, a pink-faced girl puking up eyeballs, morphed blobby heads, a faceless chubby stranger dancing in a dress, a royal duck, toys, more toys, lots of fonts and a chorus that goes something like: 'pon pon ponponpon way way waywayway ponponpon waywayway ponponpon waywayway".

You should consider not watching this. You don't want to end up like YouTube user 'KaptenKlant':

Experience this kawaiï eyeball stresstest after the jump:

Found at the Mishka Blog.

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Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's debut EP "Moshi Moshi Harajuku” is out now. She is also known as 'Carrie' and has her own blog.

According to TokyoFashion, the room in the video is called 'The Popples Room' and was created in 2010 for the 'World of Popples' exhibit by 6%DOKIDOKI.

Here's the Japanese Lyrics and the English Translation, coutesy of these guys.

 

 

Translation:

If all of us went skipping in that crossing If we stood holding hands in the center of that town and looked up at the sky If you want to take a chance somewhere in that city Then it’s still too early to cry — all you can do is keep moving forward, no, no

It’s okay for it to come popping out If that never happens, it gets boring, doesn’t it? I put on my headphones and get lost in the rhythm And my own path opens up with a way-way

All the things bursting and charging ahead Are they showing up so fast? Your feelings Poi-poi, who’s the bad one who’d throw them away? Right, right, you’re a good kid, ah You make me happy

Every day pon Every time is pon I wanna ride a merry-go-round Every day pon Every time is pon That’s probably not such a good idea, is it?

It’s okay for it to come popping out If that never happens, it gets boring, doesn’t it? I put on my headphones and get lost in the rhythm And my own path opens up with a way-way

Pon-pon-way-way-way Pon-pon-way-pon-way-pon-pon Way-way-pon-pon-pon Way-way-pon-way-pon-way-way

If all of us went skipping in that crossing If we stood holding hands in the center of that town and looked up at the sky If you want to take a chance somewhere in that city Then it’s still too early to cry — all you can do is keep moving forward, no, no

All the things bursting and charging ahead Are they showing up so fast? Your feelings Poi-poi, who’s the bad one who’d throw them away? Right, right, you’re a good kid, ah You make me happy

Every day pon Every time is pon I wanna ride a merry-go-round Every day pon Every time is pon That’s probably not such a good idea, is it?

Pon-pon-way-way-way Pon-pon-way-pon-way-pon-pon Way-way-pon-pon-pon Way-way-pon-way-pon-way-way

ano kousaten de minna ga moshi sukippu wo shite moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara moshi mo ano machi no dokoka de chansu ga tsuka mitai no nara mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne tada mae ni susumu shikanai wa iya iya

PONPON dashite shimaeba ii no zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho heddofon kakete rizumu ni nosete WAYWAY akete atashi no michi wo

PONPON susumu iroiro na koto dondon kiteru? anata no kimochi POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare? sousou ii ko aa You Make Me Happy

Every Day PON Every Time is PON merii goo rando noritai no Every Day PON Every Time is PON tabun sonna ja dame desho

PONPON dashite shimaeba ii no zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho heddofon kakete rizumu ni nosete WAYWAY akete atashi no michi wo

PONPON way way way PONPON way PON way PONPON way way PONPONPON way way PON way PON way way

ano kousaten de minna ga moshi sukippu wo shite moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara moshi mo ano machi no dokoka de chansu ga tsuka mitai no nara mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne tada mae ni susumu shikanai wai yai ya

PONPON susumu iroiro na koto dondon kiteru? anata no kimochi POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare? sousou ii ko aa You Make Me Happy

Every Day PON Every Time is PON merii goo rando noritai no Every Day PON Every Time is PON tabun sonna ja dame desho

PONPON way way way PONPON way PON way PONPON way way PONPONPON way way PON way PON way way