FILTHY FLARNY FILTHY BIRTHDAY

I might be late with this one. But fuck you, it’s my birthday so I can do whatever I want. Like post old but hilarious shit. Or lie and tell you I am not drinking Moët & Chandon at 11 a.m. Or brag about how LGF got us a table at Gordon Ramsay at Claridges because he knows how much I love that cheating old cunt. Or get all sentimental and be appreciative of the fact that all of you are putting up with my foul mouth & obnoxious brilliance. Thanks to you I had an awesome year and now I love KNOTORYUS even more than I love myself. Hell, I don’t even mind working on my birthday.

Now go on and view the rest of this post, I even included a today’s pic. Okay, maybe it’s a couple of days ago pic as I also chose to have a crack hairday.

Live the dream.

1st pic : The Cobrasnake