This was the first text that was even remotely readable. I had been refreshing this thing for four days.
So I went:
I'll never do it again. I swear.
(I'm kinda curious how the audio went, though)
+ the worst t-shirt of the month after the jump
If you really like people looking at you thinking: "I wish he'd fester" , you can get it here
Good luck, asshole.