There are moments, and then there are "The Mariah Carey Classic Collection of Meauxments®” moments. As the Paris streets are currently enduring the wear and tear of many a fur-lined open-heeled loafer and exacting their revenge by blessing any Vetements coat grazing the boulevards with chewing gum residu, it’s high time to shout-out a couple of Parisian moments.
That Sub Teacher Margiela Moment
For when you’re the substitute teacher and you need the kids to know they might not make it through the day if they even breathe funnily. You see, John dresses you and he has made many mistakes but picking up a needle and thread was never one of them.
That How-Many-Assistants-Will-Have-To-Help-Kim-Into-ThisBalmain-Moment
It’s too much of everything and I will have two, please. Or how to give underboob when covered from H2T.
That Denim Moment
Lineisy Montero is the girl to book and I'm not mad at her H&M denim jacket.
That You-Were-Gonna-Say-Something? Moment
It's pretty much shut-down when you attend the function in an ankle-length black and leopard Dries cape but if there are any remaining questions whether you are the one, your sickening smushy eye (= the new smokey eye, keep up) will sort that out.
Images: Vogue
Header image from the Courrèges show (a patent sheepskin menswear moment in an excellent womenswear show because who has time for gender division?)
